10 Things I’ve Learned at the Dog Park.

I am borrowing this from www.breaktheillusion.com. It was very well written, and it does have a really good message! I'll let Davie take it from here!

1. If you wag your tail, people will pet you. We don’t have tails, but we do have the human equivalent: a smile. Use it! Especially if you want to make new friends.
2. If you love someone, let them know. Dogs have no problem expressing their affection. We could use some of that.
3. There’s no such thing as strangers. I’ve had so many unmet dogs jump up on my lap and plop down. We’re all just friends, brothers and sisters that haven’t yet met.
4. You don’t need much to be happy. Dogs are really, really happy. Interestingly enough, few are standing in line for an iPhone 4. Hmm.
5. You’re never too old to play. Even the elderly canines aren’t too sophisticated to chase a ball and get down and dirty.
6. There’s nothing wrong with sticking your face in someone else’s ass. I’ve been saying this for years…
7. Everything is an adventure. More accurately, everything can be an adventure – if we allow ourselves to see it as such. I still haven’t heard a dog complain that he’s bored.
8. Give lots of hugs and kisses. They are a renewable resource.
9. Homosexuality is natural. I’ve seen so many male dogs hump each other relentlessly. And none of the other dogs care, protest or commit hate crimes when it happens.
10. A full belly and a good nap are two of life’s greatest pleasures. Enough said.

A day like any other......

CRACK! The loud thump came after the initial blow, and he was gone, split, afterlife city! I can’t believe how messy this shit was. I never imagined it as bloody as this, my god, if I knew; I would have brought extra blankets, and a few more wet naps. My hands are covered in this poor fella’s blood. I can’t wimp out now, it’s done, and it was necessary. Why was it necessary? You know why! Don’t second guess yourself; just load the package into the trunk before you arouse suspicion. Get a move on, let’s go. Time is not on your side tonight. If you are gonna finish the job, you have to get the lead out. MOVE IT!

Where in the heck are those blankets? Where did I put them……Button button, who’s got the button? AHHHHHH, found um. Silly me, next time, I will be more organized. Next time? What was I thinking? There was not going to be a next time, well there might be if YOU DON’T HURRY UP! My gosh, this was a lot of work for one person. I have to pace myself, but I can’t drag my feet, I don’t wanna be careless and make a mistake, do I?

If you want to hear the whole thing, please follow the link, and you can hear the whole version, and it is also able to be downloaded!

http://www.icompositions.com/music/song.php?sid=143718