Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Small video almost done.


I am making a small video about the death of Michael Jackson.....It is tasteless and vulger, but I find it funny! I am going to post one frame from the video, just as a taste! Keep reading for further details!

-Stephen

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

FUCK YOU Wal-Mart


FUCK Wal-Mart....... That is the end of that. I went and bought a game from them the other day. It was a computer game that I have been dying to get for a long time. I paid almost $60 for this friggin thing, get it home, pop it in the DVD drive and start the install. My computer meets the requirments for the game to operate, but when I get it to start, the fuckin thing is slower then a fat chick at an all you can eat pizza buffet. I figure fine, let me take it back, let them know there was a problem, and let me swap it out for something better....... I get to the over crowded, redneck filled child screaming Walmart and stand in the 45 mile long customer service line, only to be told that there was a policy that you can only swap a defictive game for the same fuckin thing. Being sly I said sure, I would get a new game and go to another store with the Un opened game and get a refund..... NO SUCH LUCK. the fat broad takes her pen and opens the new game right there at the desk to keep me from doing just that. I polietly explained again, VERY SLOWLY that the game was not working because of system requirments, and that a new game would be pointless. Her brilliant answer? "Looks like you gonna haffa sell it on E-bay" WTF? E-bay..... What amazing customer service I got from this group of under paid, un educated pack of drooling monkeys. I hate Sam Walton, I hate Wal-Mart and I hate the fact that I am stuck with a $60 coaster. FUCK YOU WAL-MART

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

45 life lessons

I was reading a very good blog that I follow, and I came across this, it was profound. The blog was www.breaktheillusion.com. I would urge you to read more of his blog, it is full of helpfull life lessons. Here is the list of 45 life lessons we all can learn from!

  • Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
  • When in doubt, just take the next small step.
  • Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
  • Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
  • Pay off your credit cards every month.
  • You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
  • Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.
  • It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
  • Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
  • When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
  • Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.
  • It’s OK to let your children see you cry.
  • Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
  • If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.
  • Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don’t worry; God never blinks.
  • Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
  • Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
  • Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.
  • It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
  • When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.
  • Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
  • Over prepare, then go with the flow.
  • Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.
  • The most important sex organ is the brain.
  • No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
  • Frame every so-called disaster with these words ‘In five years, will this matter?’
  • Always choose life.
  • Forgive everyone everything.
  • What other people think of you is none of your business.
  • Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
  • However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
  • Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
  • Believe in miracles.
  • God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.
  • Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
  • Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.
  • Your children get only one childhood.
  • All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
  • Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
  • If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
  • Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
  • The best is yet to come.
  • No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
  • Yield.
  • Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.
  • Saturday, June 13, 2009

    I am a sick bitch~


    Well the title says it all. I hate being sick! It is only a head cold, but it effects all aspects of my day. I can't breathe so I am winded doing stupid shit. My head is spinning from the decongestent, and the coughing is making my throat raw! Forget this shit, I am just gonna burry my head in my pillow, until it goes away!